About two weeks ago I ordered a laptop from Dell. A hefty price tag of 50k. Well I confirmed my order and then about 2 hrs later I got a call from my bank. “Sir, have you made 2 transactions from Dell, each of 50k each??” . “WTF?? No way! Only One.” I tried to answer frantically. “But we have already approved both the Transactions.” “Are you kidding me?” “Please call DELL immediately” “You don’t have to tell me that.”

By this time you must realize what kind of deep shit I am in. Well that mess took 4 days to resolve. I still don’t know if I am going to be billed for both the transactions. Any way after patiently waiting for 8 days (as told to me by the Sales Person), When the delivery day came, I was licking my fingers in anticipation. When I called Dell to confirm about it, guess what response I got….”Sir! due to unexpected part shortage we are forced to delay the shipment by 20 days. Please Adjust!!”. Dell Sales……You are full of raw sewage. I hope you choke and die on your filth. But wait till I get my Laptop. If I get any problem with the m/c I am coming to Bangalore to break the thing over your head. You big piece of Dog-Turd. If you are ordering from Dell, then confirm the date of delivery before booking. Those crooks lie through their teeth. Burn in Hell MFs.